The 11 Best Songs By Samantha Crain

 

The PlayStation 4 was announced today.  The article talks about how the PS4 will be the most advanced gaming system ever.  A processor faster than 99% of most computers.  The highest resolution pixel count of any system.  A faster network.  Motion-capture.  And, a new social media component. But the one thing they don’t mention is if the games are any good.  Everyone loves the bells and whistles when it comes to gaming…but at the end of the day…none of that matters if the game sucks.  Angry Birds might be the most popular game in the world right now and it has the graphic superiority of a 1993 Nintendo.  Like music that spends millions of dollars on production, it doesn’t matter how much you shine it up if the song at core just sucks.  Sometimes less is more.  Bobby McFerrin had a number one hit using just his mouth.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited about the new system and am dying to try it.  But I think companies trying harder at being the most advanced…rather than just being the best.

 

Here are 11 Best Songs By Samantha Crain:

  1. Devils in Boston (Songs in the Night)
  2. Rising Sun (Songs in the Night)
  3. The River (The Confiscation EP)
  4. Songs In The Night (Songs in the Night)
  5. Santa Fe (You Understood)
  6. The Last Stanchion Goes Belly Up (The Confiscation EP)
  7. Witchitalright (You Understood)
  8. Traipsing Through the Aisles (The Confiscation EP)
  9. Up On The Table (You Understood)
  10. Lions (You Understood)
  11. Bananafish Revolution (Songs in the Night)

Buy Samantha Crain’s new album, Kid Face, now!!

The 11 Best Songs By Puscifer

 

My friend Gina deactivated her Facebook account for the week of her birthday then she reactivated it the following week.  When I asked her why she did it, she said it was because she didn’t want to have to thank everyone on her Facebook for wishing her a happy birthday.

 

Whether we like it or not, there is an unsaid Facebook birthday etiquette.  It is understood that you don’t have to wish your friends on your Facebook a happy birthday.  That’s optional.  But if it’s your birthday and all your friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and people you only friended to be polite wish you a happy birthday…you are obligated to thank them all.  I know people who only check into their Facebook once a year just to give the obligatory thank you.  Because when you don’t…you’re an ungrateful asshole. This brings us to a whole new level of internet etiquette.  Because the whole world sees your actions, you can either do the universal thank you to everyone…or you can do the individual thank yous to each person.  But if you thank one person…you have to thank them all.  Same goes if you have two friends with birthdays on the same day.  If you wish one a happy birthday…you have to wish the other one a happy birthday, too…even if you don’t like the other person.  It’s almost enough to avoid the Facebook birthdays altogether.

 

That said, I told my friend, she could just hide her birthday from her Facebook community.  She replied, “Why would I want to do that?  I want everyone to know when my birthday is.  I just don’t like having to thank them.”

 

Here are the 11 Best Songs By Puscifer:

  1. Conditions For My Parole (Conditions For My Parole)
  2. Green Valley (Conditions For My Parole)
  3. The Undertaker (Underworld)
  4. The Mission M Is For Milla Mix (C is For)
  5. Toma (Conditions For My Parole)
  6. Holiday on the Moon (New Tales To Tell)
  7. Horizons (Conditions For My Parole)
  8. Rev 22:20 (Underworld Evolution)
  9. Potions Deliverance Mix (C is For)
  10. Momma Sed (V is for Vagina)
  11. The Weaver (Conditions For My Parole)

Buy Pusicfer’s new album, Donkey Punch The Night…now!!!

The 11 Best Songs By Frightened Rabbit

Every time I feel like giving the Grammy’s a second chance they severely let me down.  I will admit that Sunday’s show was much better than the show has been in recent years.  But I turned off the show with a feeling of…”that’s it?”  Maybe last year was so strong this one just pales in comparison.  I love that there’s less awards and more live performances. Though some of the live sets seemed flat.  Despite all the pomp with Taylor Swift’s song, the performance was extremely wooden.  It was like a movie with great set desgin but a crappy screenplay.  Fun. picked a dull song for that venue.  Kelly Clarkson seemed like she just woke up from a nap after being put to sleep by Fun. I think the lighting tech took a lunch during Rihanna’s song and was doing acid for Bruno Mars’ set.  And to top it off, probably the most energetic performance of the night with Chuck D and LL Cool J was cut off!  Maybe it wasn’t so much what was in the show but what was missing. Where was the MCA tribute?  I get the Levon Helm tribute.  Totally warranted and great performance.  But Bob Marley over MCA?  And honestly…if you had to pick between MCA and Levon Helm: MCA is more important.  I get covering Beastie Boys songs is difficult…but Sabotage is doable.  Why not a DJ set/mix of their work?  DJs are hot right now.  And where was the electronic music?  They had an EDM tent last year.  This year, I’m not sure David Guetta was even let in the building.  I get that folk music is hot right now.  And I appreciate the show embracing it…but that doesn’t mean to overkill it.  There is such a thing of too much of a good thing.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By Frightened Rabbit:

  1. The Greys (Sing The Greys)
  2. I Feel Better (The Midnight Organ Fight)
  3. The Wrestle (The Winter of Mixed Drinks)
  4. The Modern Leper (The Midnight Organ Fight)
  5. Fuck This Place (A Frightened Rabbit EP)
  6. Skip The Youth (The Winter of Mixed Drinks)
  7. Nothing Like You (The Winter of Mixed Drinks)
  8. Don’t Go Breaking My Heart (The Loneliness and The Scream)
  9. Heads Roll Off (The Midnight Organ Fight)
  10. Music Now (Sing The Greys)
  11. Home From War (State Hospital EP)

Buy Frightened Rabbit’s new album, Pedestrian Verse, now!!!

The 11 Best Songs By Ride

I’ve been reading some of the reviews about the new MBV release.  Almost every review/reviewer has been completely full of shit.  It’s like a hipster vocabulary orgy with each critic spewing out pages of Roget’s Thesaurus to describe the either sublime, beautiful or pungent songs that have been unveiled by Kevin Shields.  And each critic is so busy trying to sound clever that in the end, they’re failing at doing the one thing that they’re supposed to be doing…reviewing the material!

Here’s a snippet from a good review on NME: “hazy guitars slide in and out of focus to create a soft, dream-like fuzz, augmented by the occasional slither of bell-clear soloing that rings through the haze and Shields’ cotton-candy soft vocals adding to the envelope of sound.”

What the fuck is he talking about?  It sounds like he’s describing a night in Eli Roth’s Hostel.  Idiot.  And he never says whether the song is good or not.  Basically all we learned from his review is that the song makes noise with guitars.  And Kevin Shields might sing on it…or give out Halloween candy. I can’t tell.

Here’s a review from Spin, from someone who didn’t love the new album:  Kevin Shields bats us first left and then right with each bend of the guitar, lifts us up or pushes and holds us down, toys with us like we’re a ball of yarn and the God of All Sonics is a small kitten with a capricious whim, a dark mien and a mind like a diamond.

Again…what in the fuck fuck are you talking about?  Kittens, yarn, Gods of Chow mein?  These reviews are about as helpful as Stevie Wonder giving driving directions.

You want to know how I learned how they felt about the album…by the numerical grade at the end of the review.  Not by the review itself.

Here’s my review of the album:  “It’s good.  It sounds like a more mature Loveless.  8/10.”  That’s a review.  And that’s as long as it needs to be.  All people want to know is should they buy it or forget it.  That’s all.  They don’t care that you went to some Ivy league school and the only job you could get was getting paid $25 per album review.  It’s a music review…not scripture.

Enough about MBV’s surprise release…and time to discuss another return of another seminal shoegazer band.  This week, Ride has released the remastered versions of the remainder of their catalog.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By Ride:

  1. Dreams Burn Down (Nowhere)
  2. Chrome Waves (Going Blank Again)
  3. Moonlight Medicine (Carnival of Light)
  4. Seagull (Nowhere)
  5. Kaleidoscope (Nowhere)
  6. Nowhere (Nowhere)
  7. From Time To Time (Carnival of Light)
  8. Time Machine (Going Blank Again)
  9. Ride The Wind (Tarantula)
  10. Unfamiliar (Nowhere)
  11. Like A Daydream (Smile)

Buy the Ride remasters now!!!

The 11 Best Songs By My Morning Jacket

The Super Bowl is over and I can’t say I’m happy about the game. I agree with Frank Gore…the better team did not win.  The 49ers played a piss poor first half but came roaring back in the second half to almost pull off an amazing comeback.  There was one thing standing in there way:  the officiating.  No, I’m not a sore loser…and no I don’t think that had the right calls been made that it would have guaranteed the 49ers’ win…but it would have been a fair game.  On the 4th down play at the end of the game…there was pass interference  The announcers thought it was pass interference   All 50 people who were at the party I was attending (even the Ravens fans) thought it was pass interference.  Even the Baltimore players thought it was pass interference.  Only one person didn’t agree.  The ref.  Since the game, people who are defending the call have been saying “you’re not going to get those calls at the end of the game.  You have to make the big play.”  Why?  Why on the last play of the game does the defense get the benefit of the officiating?  Why doesn’t the defense have to make the big play?  Basically, everyone defending the non-call is saying that on the last play of the game, the defense is allowed to cheat.  It’s wrong…and the more this happens…it’s only going to set up an unforgivable disaster.  Mark my words.  In the next couple of years, a official/referee is going to get murdered for making the wrong call.  And maybe it needs to happen to get the NFL to wake up and do something about the horrendous officiating that has all but plagued the game.  I’m not condoning a murder…but when you play with fire…only bad things can come from it…and the only way you learn is when you finally get burned.

And if the NFL is going to lean toward any team…why would you lean to the team that has a murderer on the roster?

Could not be better timing with the new Jim James album and his mellow vibe.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By My Morning Jacket:

  1. One Big Holiday (It Still Moves)
  2. Librarian (Evil Urges)
  3. Cobra (Chocolate and Ice)
  4. Touch Me I’m Going To Scream Pt. 2 (Evil Urges)
  5. Golden (It Still Moves)
  6. Holding On To Black Metal (Circuital)
  7. Xmas Curtain (At Dawn)
  8. Where To Begin (Elizabethtown)
  9. O Is The One That Is Real (Split with Songs: Ohia)
  10. Thank You Too! (Evil Urges)
  11. Dondante (Z)

Buy Jim James new album, Regions of Light, now!!

The 11 Best Ben Harper Songs With Someone Else

While most artists start off in a band and end up going solo as their career progresses, Ben Harper started out solo and is now creating new collaborations as his career evolves.  Each new partnership is different than the last and adds unique new layers to an already rich musical career.  As great as it to push the boundaries of music, it’s appreciated to see an artist like Harper embrace the past.  I’m not a fan of gospel but loved his collaboration with the Blind Boys of Alabama.  And if that album turned a Jewish boy onto songs about Jesus…then he’s doing something right.  This newest creative endeavor is with legendary blues harmonica player, Charlie Musselwhite.  Who was the last popular artist to include a harmonica solo on their record?  Exactly.

The 11 Best Songs By Ben Harper and…Someone Else:

  1. Burn to Shine (Burn To Shine w/ the Innocent Criminals)
  2. Up To You Now (White Lies For Dark Times w/ The Relentless7)
  3. Alone (Burn To Shine w/ the Innocent Criminals)
  4. Simmer and Shine (White Lies For Dark Times w/ The Relentless7)
  5. Fight Outta You (Lifeline w/ the Innocent Criminals)
  6. There Will Be A Light (There Will Be a Light w/ the Blind Boys of Alabama)
  7. Lay There And Hate Me (White Lies For Dark Times w/ The Relentless7)
  8. Take My Hand (There Will Be a Light w/ the Blind Boys of Alabama)
  9. Show Me A Little Shame (Burn To Shine w/ the Innocent Criminals)
  10. Church House Steps (There Will Be a Light w/ the Blind Boys of Alabama)
  11. Put It On Me (Lifeline w/ the Innocent Criminals)
Buy Ben Harper and Charlie Musslewhite’s new album, Get Up!…now!!

The 11 Best Songs By Tomahawk

This weekend saw one of the most horrific tragedies to ever occur during a live music event.  Over 200 people killed and over 100 more injured because of another pyrotechnic display gone awry.  There are really very little words that can describe the devastating event in any sort of light other than misery.  Apparently the incident occurred because the lead singer of the performing band lit a flare onstage. Stupid doesn’t even describe it.  But calling names and pointing blame is practically useless now.  I hate when artists try to compensate for lackluster performances with elaborate stage shows.  It convinces everyone that in order to enjoy a live show…there has to be something more to it.  So every band thinks it’s imperative to outdo the other.  It’s not.  Live shows are about live music.  It’s hard to get too deep into this subject without feeling upset for the families.  And that’s all we should be concerned about.

Mike Patton was known for years for being one of the most bizarre live performers of all time.  His band Tomahawk (one of his 50 different musical projects) returns this week.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By Tomahawk:

  1. Rape This Day (Mit Gas)
  2. Captain Midnight (Mit Gas)
  3. Sweet Smell of Success (Tomahawk)
  4. God Hates A Coward (Tomahawk)
  5. Mayday (Mit Gas)
  6. Sun Dance (Anonymous)
  7. Laredo (Tomahawk)
  8. Flashback (Tomahawk)
  9. 101 North (Tomahawk)
  10. Totem (Anonymous)
  11. Omaha Dance (Anonymous)

Buy Tomahawk’s new album, Oddfellows…now!!!

The 11 Best Songs By Tegan & Sara

I read the magazine The Week.  There’s a small section in it called “It Wasn’t All Bad.”  It’s a very small section but always has some very positive news articles.  Recently I read a great story online about a rapper which reminded me of these articles.  I’m sure you’ve all heard the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.  And if you think you haven’t heard it…you have.  Here’s the video for a refresher.  During the chorus, there’s a Nate Doggish rapper named Wanz singing the hook.  Turns out Wanz is a 51-year-old singer from Seattle who up until this song broke was working as a computer technician who had all but given up on his career in music.  He was singer for hire working for about $25 a song/hook and was rarely lucky enough to even hear the final product of the songs he sang on.  Now he has the number one song in the country, he quit his job to go on tour, and is final living out his greatest dreams.  And what’s best about this story is he’s still incredibly humble.  He said even if he’s only known as that guy from the “Thrift Shop” song…he gets to be that guy from the “Thrift Shop” song.

It just goes to show…you’re never too old for your dreams to come true.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By Tegan & Sara:

  1. Take Me Anywhere (So Jealous)
  2. On Directing (Sainthood)
  3. Call It Off (The Con)
  4. Hell (Sainthood)
  5. Walking With A Ghost (So Jealous)
  6. Back In Your Head (The Con)
  7. Nineteen (The Con)
  8. Monday Monday Monday (If It Was You)
  9. The Cure (Sainthood)
  10. I Know I Know I Know (So Jealous)
  11. You Wouldn’t Like Me (So Jealous)

Buy Tegan & Sara’s new album, Heartthrob now!!

The 11 Best Songs By The Mars Volta

It’s official.  Coachella line-up has been officially released.  The Mars Volta has broken up.  I guess that means we’ll have to wait until Coachella 2023 for the reunion.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By The Mars Volta

  1. Intertiatic E.S.P. (De-Loused in the Comatorium)
  2. Metatron (The Bedlam in Goliath)
  3. Viscera Eyes (Amputechture)
  4. This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed (De-Loused in the Comatorium)
  5. Ouroborous (The Bedlam in Goliath)
  6. Drunken Ship of Lanterns (De-Loused in the Comatorium)
  7. Teflon (Octahedron)
  8. Concertina (Tremulant)
  9. Ilyena (The Bedlam in Goliath)
  10. Lapochka (Noctourniquet)
  11. Meccamputechture (Amputechture)